For the past few days when I have to answer the call of nature, I've been very very careful to check the signage on the door and to have a peek in to make sure I'm in the right one. This because the most shocking incident happened. Well, okay it wasn't that shocking but if you've been alone for almost three hours straight with next to zilch human contact, it would shock you too. Serious. Hee.
So I was in the library trying to milk it of its supposedly 'valuable' resources for an assignment and I had to go pee-ness! *grins* Naturally I went to the ladies lah. Although it was so superrr freezing, frost-bitingly cold 'till I couldn't move, I was kinda desperate. Hee. After I was done in the stall, as I was coming out I saw a man!! Hair all sleek in a cap and wearing somewhat of a suit! Gosh! I was so absolutely darn shocked. And not to mention scared! The ladies was empty and it was just the two of us. My brain started lah in all of its vivid imaginery-ness going wild thinkng of all the possibilities.
Maybe I'm in the wrong place. Should I apologise? What if he does something?!
I was stunned and I think she noticed it. Yes, folks it was indeed a 'she'! She is one of the guards that HELP U C employs to keep us safe and I was scared of her. Adui! I was so hot in the face. After that all I could of was to try to wash my hands really fast and to get out of there. I might have beat the world record of fastest hand-washer. It was so embarassing- she even smiled at me (in that knowing way).
Hmm. What if I was in the wrong place? I would have just died of embarrassment!
name. Cause of Death: Of abnormal causes. (Redness in face)
I decided to be a good little blogger and try to update this sad excuse for a blog but there is nothing worth writing. I mean a thousand lame things happened but would anyone give two hoots if I studied today or if I'm dying from the intense pressure of mid terms and assignments and the sorts? Isn't all those things what almost every college student go through, so need I write about it?!
The other day I overheard, okay, eavesdropped(hey! not my fault, they were speaking at at least volume 4 in an empty lecture hall) this girl complaining to her friend how their friend's blog is so hard to read. "Yeah, how am I supposed to suffer through reams of text on what she did in a second by second play?" This might not be the exact quote since my ears were't plastered to their mouths but it went something like that anyway.
So, do I really want my readers(cheh! so big meh?!) to be bored to tears from enduring my not-so-exciting life story and suffering the horrible horrible monitor screen that might make 'em blind? Nah, I think not. See, I've got compassion for the human race! Hee.
And thus, it has come to this. I am not killing this blog(though some of you might dance and party to the sound of this) but I'll only write if something really really interesting happens. More or less along the lines of the stuff I used to write when this bloggie was just a baby. Hee. Stuff like the 'ness-ness' thingy and my keys and things like that. Also if the sadness and devastation in me insists then you'll have a rant entry. So, it wouldn't bore but be a somewhat enjoyable read, to whose expense, I do not know.